Sorry dudes for not updating yea.Been really busy these days with the piling pressure from school.hahaha.Really.There is a lot to do nowadays.JC life is so much different from what i had always expected.In Jc, the teachers there just leave u ALONE to rot and die or to do ur best and succeed.But the sad thing is, i am just falling deep into the pits of failure.I just cant seem to pick myself up again like i use to.My determination is just gone.Where is the Dinie that i use to know?

Anyway,yesterday at tpjc,we had Chinese New Year celebrations.hahah.yeah,the usual thing each year in each school.Well hisham and i was planning to skip half way to go back St.Pats,the school of life.It was before malay,we were standing near the staircase looking down from the second storey talking to Alkaff(ex-st.gay student) on when to chao and planning how to.Suddenly,Mr James Ong,an Economics teacher came from behind and talked to us,"well are u guys contemplating on how to escape school?"
well hisham and i were basically lost for words.hahaha.and we just bullshit to him that we were just admiring the beautiful scenery that tpjc has to offer.Chey,suck up i guess.hahaha.then during recess,after i had my breakfast which consist of prata at the canteen,hisham,alkaff and i went down to the basket ball court where behind the bushes lie a secret passage out.Well its not exactly a secret but well u must climb over the gate and all.In the end,i dunnoe what happen,i think it was because of hisham being indecisive,we decided not to call off our plan.sobs.I was like , wth. why are we like waiting for shakir and glenn,our patrician buddies,whom i know will nvr escape school or even do the slightest bad thing.hahaha.evil me.well in the end we went to the hall and saw the performance.Well it was kinda lame to have the chinese,malay and even indian performance for chinese new year celebration.hahaha.the indian cultural society had this fashion show which is kinda cool.their clothes like so panache.chinese cultural society had this wushu thing and some dance.the wushu performance was kinda impressive with some of them doing the gong fu actions flying here and there.hahaha.malay had a dikir barat and it was suppose to be a Hari Raya Haji performance.WTH.like it was a few weeks back and they celebrate it now.Weird pple.After that,we all went to the gate,we saw the teacher stationing herself at one gate and at the other gate was the security guards.So the muslim gang decided to go to the security gate and tell the officers there that there was a special prayer for CNY celebration.hahaha.And guess what,they believed us.ahahha.Gullible pple.and off we go to our alma mater.

St.Pats like so different now.There are a few plasma tv in the canteen and even outside the office.there are now bbq pits beside the canteen.omg.Cant believe it actually change that much.Went to see Mr.Gill,hahaha,my SS teacher.And guess what,we had a talking cock session with him,he actually thought that i SMOKE!!wth.and to conclude it,alkaff who followed us,add salt to the wound.he said that he saw me smoking at tpjc toilet.omg.LoLz.Mr Gill was like saying, smoking is bad for ur health.hahaha.then we went to see B.P Wong.Hisham went to chase B.P Wong and we had a nice lil chat with him.I was kinda suprised that he talked to hisham considering that he was the worst student in terms of behaviour.hahaha.Usually,he would ignore hisham when he says hi.hisham asked mr wong,what is CBM.A term he used to call hisham.which hisham claims it was Chee Bye Mouth.ahahah.didnt know hisham was that noisy.But mr wong just tried to make sure that it wasnt what we tot it was.too bad.we knew what it meant.then we saw MsChen,my bio and band teacher in charge.she manage to suck our money for La Salle Road Run.i contributed $2 with the rest.The La Salle road run would include SJI and other la salle schools as well.not bad.hahaha.

Next,we went for our friday prayers at a nearby mosque.Wah,now that mosque is fully air conditioned and it has a Balinese style of decoration.Really impressed.Then went to met my old pal,Roshan Chopra.To think its been 3 months since i last saw that bugger.hahaha.missed him man.i MISS the WHOLE OF ST.Pats culture.It was so god damn fun.Then, we all went to Parkway to play Pool.Well,Damian,Glenn,Shane,Ashiq was there until shane had to go home to give the house keys to his bro who was stuck outside.so we played pool for 3 hours.I have to say that my skills is improving.hahaha.after pool,we had a Lepak-ing Session at the McCafe.Just sat down there and catch up on the good old days.Met a few ex-patricians there too.Darwin and Rudi was there too.hahaha.Really fun.Then We all went around Parkway window shopping.Then it was time to say goodbyes and we all went home.

If that was one thing that i really dun wanna lose,it will be my Patrician Memories.It will always be with me.The Good Old days.Where fights break out of nowhere.A place where Boys Became Men.A place of Fun and Also Life.Potest Qui Volt.I will always remember my Patrician frens...u guyz will always be in my memory...
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Due to me changing from OG 2 to OG 21,i didnt get my subject combination forms yesterday which as a result i had some explaination to do to the OG head.Thus,starting from today,i had to report to OG 2 for attendance and then i will be off to OG 21 for the activities.

There was a speculation that there would be some water bombing activities which would be held at the later part of the day.So the day started of with some introductory lectures about the subjects such as Physics,Biology,Economics,Malay and Chinese.

The Biology lecture was actually held on the 1 day of orientation.Sorry yea but i just included it in cos i just remembered it.So the TPJC Patrician Society came late as usual and we walk towards the centre part of the lecture theathre to get the seats available.The lecture theathre was very outdated compared to the other lecture theathres i have been to like victoria which was VERY IMPRESSIVE(looks like a cinema,i swear).So the talk went on and on.At the end of the talk, the bio teacher told the J1s that those whom didn't take bio at the O's at all as a combined science or a pure subject can still take it at the JC level but must take a qualification exam on the day itself.It was totally outragous as it was very impromptu kinda thing so i guess nobody went for it.hahhaa.

The Physics talk was not that boring however i was demoralised when Mr Tze, physics lecturer told us that combine science students would really have a hard time doing Physics at H2.Furthermore, H2 physics requires and additional maths background knowlegde as its first chapter already has an A maths stuff inside.Also a good maths background would be essential to do well.And i basically do not have all those requirements.Thus, i was left quite demoralised with it.

The Economics lecture was boring.There was this muscular male teacher and another female one there.Economics sounds so similar to Human Geography on some aspects as it deals with a bit of inferencing and commmon sense knowledge which i usually have.hahaha.i sound as if i dun have it all the time.Dongs!!.Well H2 economics would at least help me get to a business course in university with a H1 maths.But i dun actually see myself doing business or accounting kinda thing.

Next was the Malay talk.Well my malay wasnt as stunning as before or it nvr was actually.hahaha.The Female malay teacher who gave the talk initially was boring.And she kept asking the whole school to listen to her which was really OUTRAGEOUS to some as 75% of the school was made up of Chinese students remember!!Plus, she wanted to talk in malay which obiously none of these pple would understand.hahaaha.So to rebel her,they all talk when she was giving her boring speech which i found it rude.Then,she gave up and gave the microphone to the other minah teacher.This one was much more interesting as her voice doesnt blend in with the surrounding which would make it really boring.Malay Language Elective Program(MLEP) was to cater to those malay students whose malay is superb and real classy.The requirements was H2 Malay and A1 for malay at the O's.Which basically means,I dun STAND A CHANCE FOR IT and ITS ACTUALLY H3 Malay.So if u take MLEP u would be on ur way to become a MALAY TEACHER!!how fun.So those of u inspiring to be a malay teacher, this is the road to it.

After the Malay talk was the Chinese talk.So being the usual patricians, TPJC Patrician Society except Joseph and Brandon Wong chao to the canteen to have our deserving break.hahaha.in my perspective that is.I ate at the spice corner, stall 8, whose prata was simply delicious however its curry was rather bland.After that we slack at the canteen,talk cock and observe a group of TPJC seniors playing soccer.They were'nt really as impressive as the Sec 5 soccer seniors back in st.pats whose soccer team was made up of national players.

So we went to join to play soccer with some of the seniors.They were not bad ( 6 / 10) in their soccer playing skills that is.So it was TPJC Snrs and Ahamd(from Ngee Ann Sec) versus the Patrician Society.In the end, the results we out.We thrashed them 3-1 which was not bad considered we were newbies in the school.Then we went back to the school for the Future Options Talk.

The talk began with the NUS/NTU Engineering Faculty which required H2 maths and physics mainly and maybe the Chemical Engineering which require H2 maths and chemistry.When i heard bout the Engineering courses in university,i felt demoralised as usual.Due to me, being unable to take anything.Even the life sciences course and the dentistry course requires H2 maths.Basically,i cant take any course with H2 maths requirment cos i will be taking onlie H1.Sobs.I just felt like going Poly out of sudden after that talk as i felt that i can only go to the science stream in JC after which i couldnt enter any courses in any UNIVERSITY.My hopes were dashed.

My OG did a bit of cheering here and there which i didnt really familiarise myself with.whoopz.yea.Qazim and Ansley were rite,Its all about being Enthusiastic and then we will find it fun.Sobs.I really felt bad letting my group down by chaoing all those sessions together.Dun worry i will really miss u guys after this week that is.I noe the guys names from my group except for the gals(except for tracy,temasekian gal whose Qazim's classmate and yilin,elmo cheer gal,and esther,a section mate in the tpjc band)hahaha.Really sorry for not being able to even know ur names yea.Like what Esther said, i am not a super being thus i am not able to remember ur names well.But it will take time rite.

After that it was the WATER ACTIVITIES.The most exciting and fun activity throughout the whole orientation.Well we had to do those activities such as Water soccer and etc.hahaha.I will talk about it later k.The first activity was to collect water from a pail using a plastic cup with holes beneath it n to pass it to ur team mates who are arranged in a straight line in a sequence of passing it up and down to the last person who will fill up a bottle to the required length.So it was really tough to fill the bottle up as by the time the plastic cup reach the last person it will be literally empty.Thank Goodness it rained.hahaha.There were some suggestions to pee inside the bottle or to spit inside it to make sure it fills to the required length.In the end,my group lost to another one by a mere 1 cm which i believe was due to a Parallax Error.hahaha.It was still raining cats and dogs so we were still drenched.

Then it was another activity which involved the every member in a group to crawl under a rafia string like in the army at the field to the other side of the starting point.The field was muddy due to the rain so basically all the members were soaking with MUD.Ewww.hahahaha.As usual,hisham and i pretended to go to another group and then we walked across to join our group members who had completed crawling under the strings.hahaha.bastards.after that 3 members of our group had to use the mouth to take out sweets from the chair which was filled with flour.Due to the rainy condition,the flour was in a really disgusting condition for anyone to use the mouth and pick out the sweets.So hisham and i and the rest of the members of OG 21 rooted support for these 3 members.After that we had to walk back to the starting point.To our dismay, the councillers were there to watch our every move so we cant escape the dirty muds.So hisham decided to push the tables which was interconnected to the chairs and other tables by the string forming a maze like condition.As a result the tables fell and topple one another.Some of the members had the tables fell on them.hahaha.poor thing.So hisham and i crawled for a short distance only.hahahah.sorry folks.but we still got dirty k.hahaha.

Next was the water soccer.It was more like rugby actually.Just dat we have to grab the opponents water bombs after they have touch them and we have to bring them to our BASE to get our points or to bring our water bombs to their base.Our opponents had an advantage as they had this Tanjong Katong guy who is A GIANT.I swear he was much taller and bigger than the rest of us.So hisham and i and a few of the gals had to prevent him from reaching our base which seems so impossible!!In the end we had to play cheat as hisham grab hold of the waterbombs first before the opponents actually touch them which actually was a foul.After that,hisham did this magical rugby solo run which even the tall GIANT couldnt stop him.Really salute him for that.hahaha.Cheers to Hisham!!

After that it was mainly the waterbomb fight.Where i manage to throw 2 water bombs at one ex-st.pats senior who is in tpjc now and was the ABBA group Leader.Hisham managed to throw one at him.hahhaa.real fun.Everyone was practically throwing at each other.There was one incident where there were a group of boys who were filling up the plastic bags at the ground level water taps.So hisham who was at the stadium stands decided to throw at these boys who were practically unaware of our presence upstairs.hahahaha.When hisham threw at them,the bombs they were filling up burst.hahaha.

So fun and hilarious.That was basically the most fun activity i ever done in my life.Anyway,i kinda got attracted to one KC eurasian gal in BeeGees.Outstanding looks.But i'm really scared of being rejected by her.Rare instance where a eurasian gal goes out with a malay boy.Haiz.

Well next week will be lectures lectures and lectures.Even if u dun have lecture on that day,u still have to come to take attendance and can only leave after 12.50pm.Actually, u can basically escape at anytime.hahhaha.But u must be Pro in it.
tata pple.

Lalalala.today was the 2nd day and as usual i was late due to bus 28 taking its own sweet time going to its destination.Met the Tpjc gal again on the bus and she kept staring at me as if i was a stalker.

School started with the National Anthem which no one sang(cool huh,reminds me of st.pats).Then the principal gave a long talk about the subject combinations and the subjects at the different levels such as H1, H2 and H3 which obviously the J1s should have known by now. Then came the Q n A session where 1 Chung Cheng High boy ask her something about the new subject Knowledge and Inquiry(KI) where the students need not take General Paper(GP) and can have his KI marks divided into 2 portions for his GP marks and KI marks.And the principal replied to him that SHE DIDNT KNOW why there was a division and why the students need not take GP.really bo-chap attitude.but well she was a real polite lady.Reminds me of my old form teacher Mrs Ng May May who was really nice to her students till they took advantage of it and step over her head(excluding me cos i had always been a GOOD BOY).

Well Jiaxi, a china born Chung Cheng High student , told me that the Chung Cheng High Boy who asked the question was a head prefect. He then went on further to tell me that to be a head prefect, ur chinese must be of an average standard of around A2 or B3 and ur english must be better than average in the school.So it was an easy criteria which i believe most of them should have qualified unless of course their english is like the typical Ah pek.hahaha.This Jiaxi boy was such a slacker that during the whole orientation,he Cabut or Chao school almost every FUCKING day.So can u imagine who slack he was compared to Patricians.So we shld be proud that we r better than them in a way.hahaha.Even though he was a slacker,his grades were fucking impressive.His L1R5 maybe 19 but he got F9 for combine humanities and C6 for english.So if u do ur maths,he got A1 for the rest of his other four subjects.SMART i shld say.

Almost everyone there was a triple science student and most of them took A maths at O's unlike me.Sobs.I will be struggling hard i guess.Well i decided to take H2 Chem , Bio and Econs and H1 maths combination.Hisham is exactly the same except maths is his H2 and Econs H1.Then we had a mass dance practice.Well being the usual patricians, hisham and i decided to escape the torment.So we decided to go to the toilet and slack.Suprisingly,Jiaxi and his schoolmate buddy,Kiayi,decided to follow us as well.hahaha.we do create influence aye.so we SLACK and basically talk cock and got to know each other.They were really friendly China born pple.hahhaa.Maybe horny too.Sex-Deprived Kids.hahaha.After 15 minutes of slacking, we decided to check whether the mass dance was still on.To our horror, we were caught sneaking out and were forced to dance which we initially didnt want to.So the councillers found us partners and we got cracking on the dance moves.I gotta admit that the dance was fun but WE were just not really enthusiastic on that day.Felt guilty actually for escaping such a fun activity.Well,patricians are real notorious lots.hahaha.

One of the councillors, Shafiq , was really funny so after that mass dance session , Hisham and i decided to disturbed him.He really had this Mat-ish English if u guyz know wad i meant which was really hilarous.Summore he tried to intimidate us with punishment which would be really embarassing so we decided to back off and went off for our break. Ate at stall 10, the Lemak Corner whose food was really classic and the serving was much more than those u get back in St.Pats.

After break, we had this amazing race kinda thing where we had to go around searching for clues and hints to complete the race.Real cool.But as usual,We were'nt really enthusiastic.So went on and on collecting clues n visiting the stops.Suddenly, we met Shafiq at His STOP!!hahaha.Hilarious.He said we had to sing Elmo's song or any Pop song while doing jumping jacks.Hisham and I taught to ourselves.WTF.hahah.We were thinking of initiating a P.Ramlee song(classical malay which suited this Mat Counciller really well).In the end, we sang the Elmo Song which a gal from my group,whose name was Yilin i think, taught us the lyrics.Part lame but part fun.hahahha.From then on,we were shafiq blacklisted sheeps.

After all that activities, WE WENT HOME.Thank goodness.Ate at Macdonalds at Tanpines Mall with hisham.Home sweet HOME!!

Well,today was the first day of orientation.The day started off with me not being able to sleep since 11pm the day before.So i basically just closed my eyes without SLEEPING for every 2 hours until it was 5.30am.Then i got out of my bed and just nake breadfast for myself(bread with nutella) and then i was off to the toilet scrubbing myself out with soap.Then i had morning prayers then after a little checking on my image i left my house for school.6.50am reach bus stop.waited for 15 minutes for bus no. 28.

After 30minutes i reached tampines avenue 7.But the question is,where is TPJC?It was no where in sight.And i made one stupid move in the bus by not alighting at a bus stop where a TPJC gal alighted.Firstly, i thought she was meeting her fren and thus i decided not to stop there but at the next stop,Ngee Ann Secondary School.Then i found out it was 1km away from school and school was starting in 2 minutes.As a result, i had to ran from the Ngee Ann Sec Bus stop to TPJC cos hisham called to tell me that pple were already rushing in.

Reached school and met the TPJC Patrician Society(Hisham,Shakir and Sec 5 Scoutsmen whom i believe his name is joseph).Went inside the school and we saw this TPJC student with dyed hair coming to school and the Discipline Master i think just told him to run round the school track 10times.Wtf.But the surrounding in TPJC was super slack with the students there have dyed hair,guys with long hair that is similiar to shoulder haired gals.So u can tell how sucky the discipline level there.hahaha.

Well i was posted to Orientation Group(OG) 2 but i just tricked the group leaders by just saying that i was from group 21 where my good buddy hisham was.And he was tell me that if i didnt joined his group he might be lonely n will be unable to adapt to the new surrounding alone.Which is the same case as me so i just joined his group.So our group was under this larger group called the BeeGees group.Guess the school is really going Retro here.The other group names were,Abba,Rolling Stones,Eagles,The Who.Well BeeGees Clan wasnt really enthusiastic cos u noe because we were like made up of the mats n the cool wannabes.Plus the guys(including me) just thought that it was really silly to join in the orientation activities such as songs, race , shouting here n there n dancing.

There were two idiots in my group who currently hisham and i kinda dislike.This guy called Shen Wei(Ngee Ann Sec) and Derrick(Dunman Sec).We were like joking happily n it ended with them getting the names Johnson and Darren respectively.We were seriously talking cock to these two kunjees.Johnson was the guy who tries really hard to make the group laugh but really fails to do so.And to add salt to the wound, his english was REALLY BAD! Not that mine is good but its like those typical roadside Ah Pek kinda thing.Then this Darren guy was such a FUCKER i tell u.He really thinks he is the smartest in Singapore kinda thing and really love to think highly of himself.And when we said how much he got for English, he just said, "ohh,me ah,not bad one ah, A star standard lor." I swear it was exactly like dat.super irritating.how i wish i could punch his fucking face.

OG 21 did the normal Orientation activities kinda thing like amazing race shits n rock climbing.Really tiring.The canteen food wasnt bad and i will rate it 7/10.Seriously good.But the hygiene there sucks to the max.U just leave ur plates around this metal box like kinda thing.So the condition was like the plates from other stalls were just dumped into this box.So i guess it will be really tiring and irritating job for the stall holders.Pity them.

The Principal Talk was so uninspiring and she really have that Bo-chap attitude by the way she talk.She gave a speech about the school rich history and its values n bla bla bla.But guess what,when ask about the achievements and aim of the school she just said,"I'm not SURE!!".Like WTF!!.I think she said something like dat.But it was a shocking kinda speech at that moment.

Well met a couple of old primary school frens,like Nawawi from Temasek Sec and Safwan from Pasir Ris Sec.Really shock at Safwan's character and personality now.He has that aura of confidence around him now.And he looks much more intelligent with those specs.And guess what,he was reading a 500pg BOOK DURING ASSEMBLY TALK!!Now compared to me who doesnt really read book.How NERDY is that man.But i was really happy for him.Especially for a mat whom i used to think that he wont really make it to JC.But well he proved me wrong.hahaha.proud of him man.

Now after hearing some pple's discussion on those students in the science stream not being able to survive without basic foundation A maths.Well its an old topic but well it really affects me cos i dun have A maths.Now i really feel hopeless in the science stream.Really depressed now.Hope someone can tell me that some JC offers H1Maths(AO Maths) with a science stream.If not,i will be force to choose the poly route.Sobs.Really hope TPJC does offer H1 Maths with science stream.I really hope god will help me.PLS HELP!!

I guess its enough for the day cos i am really tired and sleepy after not being able to sleep and having to do all those tiring activities.And Guess wad,for tomorrow orientation,i will have to find a LADY PARTNER FOR DANCE.FUCK.I dun even noe one of the gals in my group as i mix more with the guys.So basically, I'm SCREWED!!!

SmiLeZ PeoPle =)

4E2 intruders in the 4E3 Class Photo at Graduation Night


!!Happy New Year Everyone!! from me the man.hahaha.Well i went out yesterday to buy my bag at Bugis Street.Super cool place.But it was raining cats and dogs as usual yesterday so i guess it was a bit crowded.I took 20minutes to walk 10metres there.That was how bad the crowded situation was.Well i got the Zinc Bag i wanted.It had this dirty light green look.Super Mat-ish.hehehe.Really cool.It cost only $35, so u pple out there shld noe where to get ur bags now.Bargaining is a MUST THERE!!

4E2 had a class bbq on the 30th for hisham's birthday and also theodore's farewall party.It was kinda fun.Had those water bomb fight.It really reminds me of a primary school scene.hahaha.but it was fun.I didnt really got involve cos i didnt want my new shirt to be wet which i just bought on the day itself.Ms Siva,our ex-biology teacher came back from Australia just like Dharvin my ex-classmate.Tan Chew Seng our ex-physics teacher n Teo Bee Hoon oso came for the BBQ.The BBQ was like a joint thing with 4E1.So there was this intense rivalry which brought about the water fight.Temasek Wind Ensemble had their Passing Out Parade for the very first time which i didnt manage to go.Sorry yea guyz.But well i heard it was not bad for a first timer.

Now since its already 2006, I was wondering when will i receive my phone call about the Orientation Camp from TPJC student leaders.Hmm, guess i shall just appear at the TPJC school gate looking rather stupid looking on the first day of school instead of the cool outlook that i intend to present myself.hahaha.

Grr,i hate pimples.It has since damaged my skin.Now my face is so full of scars n pimples that are about to burst open.hmm,any recommendations on how to get a flawless skin besides the diet and exercise nonsence.hahaha.Well i have been cutting down on the amount of food i eat to 1 meal a day.I guess its really working out.Got my inspiration from SHANE,a classmate of mine for 4 years.

~*!!New Year Resolutions!!*~

*Lose Weight!!
*Get Rid of the Ugly Looking Pimple Infested Face
*Join Singapore Idol??
*Do well in the first year in TPJC or maybe Poly.
*Be a cool,funky and hip person
*Be a Better Friend



well thats all i gotta say.For today that is.Smilez Always People and thanks for reading my blog.